It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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