then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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