I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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