Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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