dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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