Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
