Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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