ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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