Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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