too bad you live with your parents still
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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