He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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