i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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