ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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