Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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