normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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