so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
operation harelip BJ is a go
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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