This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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