just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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