he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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