its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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