My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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