you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I enjoy the company of your penis
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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