Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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