pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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