i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
As shirtless as possible
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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