I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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