I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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