she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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