Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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