so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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