i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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