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(815): View more from Illinois

my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.

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(516): View more from New York

History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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(256): View more from Alabama

We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville

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(770): View more from Georgia

Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.

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