...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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