coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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