Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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