You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
