Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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