How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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