Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
