he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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