Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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