at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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