No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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