Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Oh god it's open bar.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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