dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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