She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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