Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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