your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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