The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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