He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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