Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
