so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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